When you recognise yourself in this list, you know you are Dutch

1. You’re not German
2. You’re not English
3. You’re not French
4. You’re not Spanish
5. You understand all those languages but nobody understands yours

6. You do not mind political leaders admitting smoking pot every once in a while

7. You think the Black servant (Black Piet) with his White master (Sinterklaas) is not racist

8. You let dogs shit in the middle of the pavement
9. You laugh when someone steps in dog shit
10. You complain about stepping in dog shit

11. You have the right to terrorize tourists on your bicycle
12. You can always get a job as a circus performer by riding a bicycle while holding an umbrella to keep you, your phone and your groceries dry, while driving your children through busy streets ignoring all traffic signals, expecting everyone to get out of your way and texting your wife you’ll be there in five minutes

13. You can be gay and nobody cares

14. You are proud about colonies while ignoring the enslavement of millions

15. You value sunny days
16. You always have this friend with a boat

17. You always have a spare bike when yours breaks down

18. You pay for what you consumed rather than instead equally split the bill

19. You paid at least 2000 Euros to get your driving license, while in Belgium it’s (almost) free
20. You could have bought a car twice as big in Germany for the same price